Well after the long and sad break where Stew went and found himself in the snowy mountains of Canada he is back (for a brief 6 week period anyway). Rejoice, celebrate, woo, OMG, WTF!!!1!1!!! etc etc
After several months of finding out about Essex girls reputations, killing deers with cars and general gap year tomfoolery he came back to sunny Exeter and within hours he just CHUNDERED EVERYWHERE! All the little chunklets ended up in my garden.
Obviously his trip to Canada didn’t up his drinking game much. Eh! (See what I did there? With the whole Canadians saying eh thing? Yeah? I’m well funny)
What his trip did do however is give him a whole new spanking wardrobe!! The lad has grown up and he’s finished with obsession with the brown stuff and moved onto a whole new world of colour.
Today he is all blues greys and whites.
Also he is in a bid to become the first ginger Mr T impersonator.
So that’s the normal ‘nice’ welcome back for him, tomorrow I will try to be funnier with the update.
Rust 'N' Bones - Never Let The Spark Die 
