This is Dave.
He is supposed to be in charge of something here at work but I’m not sure what he actually does other than spend all day concentrating on growing his beard. Said beard is now too long for him (well he says that but we all know its the lady that really hates it and he is mega whipped…) and he wants advice on the most ridiculous thing he can shave it into.
Go and see his beardy page here and comment about what you reckon he should do. I voted for massive chops and Merlin sat next to me did a bloody ace photoshop of what he thinks he should look like here. I really want to see him looking quite stupid so somebody think of something ace!