iPod Music Playlists Define Character

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I dont have an ipod so does that mean I cannot be defined? According the bbc news everyone can be stereotyped by what they listen to the main ones are as follows

Classical: white, upper class, personable, intellectual, unattractive and boring

Jazz: friendly, emotionally stable, with a limited sense of responsibility

Rap: black or mixed race, lower class, athletic, energetic, hostile

Rock: rebellious, artistic, emotionally unstable

apart from the fact they seem to think there are only 4 kinds of music (surely pop would at least be there?!) the definitions really do make me laugh

I have no classical nor do I even have any neo classical of the metal variety (I’m not a star trek fan) but I do have plenty of the other 3, so by there calculations I am a friendly yet hostile black man who is emotionally stable but can, at times, be emotionally unstable, I am athletic and lower class but I am artistic.

Yeh that sound about right…Now BUGGER OFF you very very lovely people but first can I have some money so I dont have to commit suicide after going for a run.

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2 Responses to “iPod Music Playlists Define Character”

  1. Special Song For You

    “Umbrella”

    [Jay-Z]
    Ahuh Ahuh (Yea Rihanna)
    Ahuh Ahuh (Good girl gone bad)
    Ahuh Ahuh (Take three… Action)
    Ahuh Ahuh

    No clouds in my storms
    Let it rain, I hydroplane in the bank
    Coming down with the Dow Jones
    When the clouds come we gone, we Rocafella
    We fly higher than weather
    And G5’s are better, You know me,
    an anticipation, for precipitation. Stacked chips for the rainy day
    Jay, Rain Man is back with little Ms. Sunshine
    Rihanna where you at?

    [Rihanna]
    You have my heart
    And we’ll never be worlds apart
    May be in magazines
    But you’ll still be my star
    Baby cause in the dark
    You can’t see shiny cars
    And that’s when you need me there
    With you I’ll always share
    Because

    [Chorus]
    When the sun shines, we’ll shine together
    Told you I’ll be here forever
    Said I’ll always be a friend
    Took an oath I’ma stick it out till the end
    Now that it’s raining more than ever
    Know that we’ll still have each other
    You can stand under my umbrella
    You can stand under my umbrella
    (Ella ella eh eh eh)
    Under my umbrella
    (Ella ella eh eh eh)
    Under my umbrella
    (Ella ella eh eh eh)
    Under my umbrella
    (Ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)

    These fancy things, will never come in between
    You’re part of my entity, here for Infinity
    When the war has took it’s part
    When the world has dealt it’s cards
    If the hand is hard, together we’ll mend your heart
    Because

    [Chorus]
    When the sun shines, we’ll shine together
    Told you I’ll be here forever
    Said I’ll always be a friend
    Took an oath I’ma stick it out till the end
    Now that it’s raining more than ever
    Know that we’ll still have each other
    You can stand under my umbrella
    You can stand under my umbrella
    (Ella ella eh eh eh)
    Under my umbrella
    (Ella ella eh eh eh)
    Under my umbrella
    (Ella ella eh eh eh)
    Under my umbrella
    (Ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)

    You can run into my arms
    It’s OK don’t be alarmed
    Come here to me
    There’s no distance in between our love
    So go on and let the rain pour
    I’ll be all you need and more
    Because

    [Chorus]
    When the sun shines, we’ll shine together
    Told you I’ll be here forever
    Said I’ll always be a friend
    Took an oath I’ma stick it out till the end
    Now that it’s raining more than ever
    Know that we’ll still have each other
    You can stand under my umbrella
    You can stand under my umbrella
    (Ella ella eh eh eh)
    Under my umbrella
    (Ella ella eh eh eh)
    Under my umbrella
    (Ella ella eh eh eh)
    Under my umbrella
    (Ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)

    It’s raining
    Ooh baby it’s raining
    Baby come here to me
    Come here to me
    It’s raining
    Oh baby it’s raining

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