So this guy I know called Rice has a dog. A big dog.
His dog moonlights as a stuntman for a well known Hollywood actor. Can you guess who? (Hint: It’s Samuel L Jackson)
That picture has been blowing up all over the useless parts of the internet and as of yet I haven’t heard an actual amazing joke for it, the best so far is “Dog motherfucker, do you bark it”. I’m severely let down by the internet. Guys, we need to make a better joke for it!